Pirates!

by Janine AshblessYes, I do: I love pirates. Not real ones, of course. Not the drunken murderous disease-ridden bastards with dental hygiene that would make you heave. Fictional pirates. The ones in films and books and TV. The ones that go "Aar!" a lot.And why do I love pirates? Well, here's Exhibit A (You knew he was going to turn up so let's get it over with).I like the flamboyance. I like the