Pirates!

by Janine AshblessYes, I do: I love pirates. Not real ones, of course. Not the drunken murderous disease-ridden bastards with dental hygiene that would make you heave. Fictional pirates. The ones in films and books and TV. The ones that go "Aar!" a lot.And why do I love pirates? Well, here's Exhibit A (You knew he was going to turn up so let's get it over with).I like the flamboyance. I like the

Group Sex: Pirates

by Janine AshblessIt�s time for Group Sex!Yes, I�m going to kick off a dirty story, and I want you to join in. Yes YOU � there at the back � I can see you trying to hide. Add a paragraph or two in the comments and you can come back later to see where other people have taken it. If we�re really lucky we might actually get to a happy (or at least sexually satisfactory) ending.Fine literature is not