Vampire Bites

by Janine Ashbless"I do not drink � coffee."Bwa ha ha�Vampires. They�re insatiable, they�re everywhere and they�re hungry for sex as well as blood. Gone are the days when they hung out in dingy castles in the Carpathians and stole the occasional filthy peasant baby for dinner. Nowadays it�s all sharp clothes and nightclubs and urban gangsterism, or exotic locales, designer drugs and hard liquor.